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Mom, Portal gun, chow mein. FUCK YEAH!!

((Inalee-mun, keyblade, and gingerbread…))

((Ryan, the MASTER SWORD, and mongolian bbq.

WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT.))

A minecraft version of a portal gun and a lifetime supply of tamales. I have my best friend to fight with…

I hope he brought the gun because I doubt making zombies fall to their death or using the moon to suck them up will help.

@LAMunster926, the True Master Sword, and a life supply of Sweet Tarts. I’m not sure if I could survive on just Sweet Tarts. But I guess I could manage.

My last text was to Erin, so that’s cool. Yay, romance in the apocalypse.

The last video game I played was Pokemon Black. Soo… my “weapon” is a Pawniard. I happily accept.

And I have an a lifetime supply of Fruit Punch Icebreakers. I am less than happy with this.

I last texted Kyle from deli.
I last used a tentacle as a weapon.
I last ate london broil and mac and cheese (fuck yes).

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  1. zyvyx reblogged this from aurynx
  2. mangaluva reblogged this from sylphoflight and added:
    Key, Togekiss, vegetarian spaghetti bolognese. I’m good with that.
  3. blacklight4243 reblogged this from ally517andloki and added:
    last person texted: ferocious flute we got this. Weapon: sonic screwdriver FTW!! Food: steak. we good!
  4. ally517andloki reblogged this from needthatchaos and added:
    Um…..last person I texted…my mom. Last weapon was a shovel. Last thing I ate was a doughnut. I’m screwed…
  5. needthatchaos reblogged this from tempus-traverse
  6. aerix-spades reblogged this from ever-so-nice and added:
    DEAL! XD Because of the chicken burgers! But if the zombies come too close, you can sever their spines with the blades....
  7. ever-so-nice reblogged this from aerix-spades and added:
    ok, Aerix and me, though I only have hidden blades, so the killing of zombies is up to you! Also, we have a lifetime...
  8. tempus-traverse reblogged this from askeziony and added:
    My younger sister who is in college on Military scholarship and Magmar I think I stand a chance I also ate poptarts so I...
  9. thepelicansprivates reblogged this from chris-biggles and added:
    I’m with max, we have assault rifles and we have a life time supply of bacon chops! We will survive!
  10. chris-biggles reblogged this from bad-ninja-max and added:
    I’m with Matt, we have axes and we’re loaded up with cereals and yogurt. s’gonna be good.
  11. bad-ninja-max reblogged this from the-cinnamon-cloud and added:
    So I just did this again and I’m with my dad, we have crossbows and a lifetime supply of smoky bacon crisps. Not being...
  12. lovingmarlseveryminute reblogged this from mothercheesus and added:
    Jaz and I Fightin using Commando’s. Lifetime supply of Chocolate Chip Cookies. Not bad. No bad at all. I look forward to...
  13. aurynx reblogged this from rrowdybeast and added:
    My friend Chark, A greatsword, and cinnamon rolls. Well, I won’t be at a loss for good backup, but I get the feeling...
  14. xxkeminxx reblogged this from asbeltheriolu and added:
    Nah I still got better.
  15. asbeltheriolu reblogged this from xxkeminxx and added:
    my partner is timcampy my weapon is the arwing and have an unlimited amount of chewy ok, the zombies are screwed!
  16. unknown-alliance-infiltrator reblogged this from phoenix-osmacar-drelum and added:
    AT-12 raider (mass effect 3), noble 6 (halo reach), and pizza. I am fucking set!
  17. spartana024 reblogged this from a013-ron and added:
    Dmr, tortilla chips&Monster Assault, And Ron’s mun is the last person I Im’ed LOL
  18. a013-ron reblogged this from phoenix-osmacar-drelum and added:
    Bacon Egg and Cheese Buiscuts, burgers, and hamburger helper for food. A Drill, .50 MG, Sawed Off Shotgun plus some...
  19. xannisthfunlandlol reblogged this from phoenix-osmacar-drelum and added:
    My moirail, a planet cracker plasma cutter with a hydraulic knife? Also I just ate sour patch kids„„
  20. phoenix-osmacar-drelum reblogged this from askrtas and added:
    well, the dmr and, rod cannon and pizza, coke, dp and walkers crisps, I am about as fucked as krones giant spider walker...
  21. recklessramsey reblogged this from kedaabaee-tumblr-com and added:
    my dude darius, a katana, and chicken alfredo lmfao
  22. whitecoffeewhitemen reblogged this from ifyourelost and added:
    Baker, a ball on peggle, and a peanut butter and banana sandwich. i dont know what will kill me first.. the zombies or...
  23. spyrobiel reblogged this from eiyoko and added:
    I don’t I.M., so I’ll use the last person I had a minor internet conversation with… Muramoko...
  24. wolvnoir reblogged this from wolvastengine
  25. sneakymedusa reblogged this from kryptchildart and added:
    *stand alone because of the lack of phone too text someone with* Wepl atleast I have this random rock from the second...
  26. longlivethetsar reblogged this from installationp and added:
    OK, I have my fiancee on my side, portal device (do Angry Birds count? :P) and huge pack of Paprika Chips… So I guess...
  27. installationp reblogged this from roidedpony and added:
    ((Mod: Mod for Ask Clumsey Rose, a Plasma Grenade Launcher, and pizza… *sunshades* the zombie apocalypse is lookin...
  28. theunpopularblogger reblogged this from yellowmoth
  29. theunassumingfangirl reblogged this from the-doctor-and-sherlock and added:
    My mom, the assassins creed hidden blade thing and Buttercream icing. I doubt the blade would help at all, I’d just hurt...
  30. the-doctor-and-sherlock reblogged this from youregonnahaveabadtime
  31. foxtail-orchid reblogged this from youregonnahaveabadtime and added:
    I will survive with my beloved girlfriend Imaginary Road (YES!) I will use a shotgun (FUCK YES!) And I’ll have a...
  32. youregonnahaveabadtime reblogged this from loreface and added:
    MARLENE, THE KEYBLADE, A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CRISPS I will be a fat victor, in the end.
  33. thestorytellerrichardbrook reblogged this from sherhackattack and added:
    haven’t IM’d or texted anyone in...while, so the last one would be Steph, she could kick...
  34. ballhaest reblogged this from rebeccacrane
  35. lindelle reblogged this from faemuses and added:
    Frack. Some kid, a thinger, and pocky.
  36. iamshady reblogged this from king-kong-sandwiches and added:
    Matt. Im pretty good. 12 Gauge Pump. Fucking A. Im set. Reese’s Big Cups. Fuck the zombie apocalypse im surviving
  37. friendlysniper-takeo reblogged this from i-am-the-lord and added:
    okay, with Testament’s scythe, but probably get sick of chicken…]
  38. carefulthats-harassment-sir reblogged this from lost-memento and added:
    Don, a flamethrower, and Nutella. FUCK YEAH
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